Appears to be signed by the author on front cover. 500 copies, designed by Heather McCarty, printed at The Geryon Press. 20 pp; 8vo; stapled, plain paper wrappers in cream & green. Leading corners creased.

"Some woman in stained t-shirt and socks came to my door / and asked if I'd like to provide her with thrilling / and illicit sex. I told her this thought hadn't come / to my mind in some time. How sad it must be, she said, to be getting old / and out of sorts." (Title poem)